Fish Fear Me. My Wife Doesn't
Fish Fear Me. My Wife Doesn't
The Fish Fear Me. My Wife Doesn’t. t-shirt is built for anglers who might run the lake but absolutely do not run the house. Made with soft, breathable fabric and a relaxed everyday fit, this tee is perfect for dock mornings, boat days, campground weekends, and long Canadian summers spent chasing bites. Lightweight and comfortable, it’s designed for fishing trips that may or may not require permission.
This isn’t just a funny fishing shirt — it’s Canadian outdoor lifestyle apparel for husbands who can land a trophy but still get told to take out the trash. It represents early alarms, tackle boxes in the truck, friendly chirps at camp, and the kind of humour that keeps things interesting. If you’ve ever said “just one more cast” and heard “mmhmm,” this shirt already knows your story.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |